Today I will introduce you to Paili(not her real name). Paili is thirteen(ALMOST FOURTEEN!). She is a sanguine and likes to make all of us laugh. But... she reminds me of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes. Keep that in mind when you read the following story.
I walked into the dining room yesterday and this scene unfolded;
*Paili is hanging a reindeer toy from the ceiling with a bungee cord*
Me: What the crap are you doing?
Paili: I'm decorating the house.
Me: Ummm... You know it's after Christmas, right?
Me: And ya'll call me morbid? Look at what you're doing!
Paili: You are morbid.
Me: YOU'RE HANGING A REINDEER FROM THE CEILING! HANGING IT! GET IT!?
Paili: It sounds worse when you say it out loud.
Me: You hung a reindeer from the ceiling!
Paili: Well... That's what Santa gets for running over grandma!
Paili: Wanna help?
Me: No thanks...
And to tell the truth... this is a normal day at my house. Keep and eye out for the "Paili is a hoot" tag to get a good laugh.