Today I will introduce you to Paili(not her real name). Paili is thirteen(ALMOST FOURTEEN!). She is a sanguine and likes to make all of us laugh. But... she reminds me of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes. Keep that in mind when you read the following story.
I walked into the dining room yesterday and this scene unfolded;
*Paili is hanging a reindeer toy from the ceiling with a bungee cord*
Me: What the crap are you doing?
Paili: I'm decorating the house.
Me: Ummm... You know it's after Christmas, right?
Paili: So?
Me: And ya'll call me morbid? Look at what you're doing!
Paili: You are morbid.
Me: YOU'RE HANGING A REINDEER FROM THE CEILING! HANGING IT! GET IT!?
Paili: It sounds worse when you say it out loud.
Me: You hung a reindeer from the ceiling!
Paili: Well... That's what Santa gets for running over grandma!
Me: *facepalm*
Paili: Wanna help?
Me: No thanks...
And to tell the truth... this is a normal day at my house. Keep and eye out for the "Paili is a hoot" tag to get a good laugh.
Friday, January 13, 2012
Monday, January 2, 2012
Happy New Year!
I started to call this post Tidbits because it's so scattered.
Sorry for not posting often. The later months of the year are always very busy. And being a starter doesn't help. I truly intend to post... it just doesn't happen...
And I was just getting used to writing 2011 on everything. Now I have to start with 2012...
So the next few months are my last as a teen. I'll be turning twenty in March, but for some reason, I can't give up my cartoons... Or my teddy bears.
I wrote a book. I'm still ironing things out. It's a rough first draft but I finished a book!
So, for Christmas, my parents normally add to my immense library. Last year I even received a signed first review copy of Here There be Dragons! But this year I was given $200 dollars along with a few presents. I'll probably get a few books, but I imagine I'll spend a large portion of it on my 1978 Ford pick-up.
My New Years resolutions:
Fix my Truck and get it running.
Spend at least four hours a week working on my music.
Learn at least one music piece besides my Suzuki pieces.
Post at least twice a week.
What are your resolutions?
Sorry for not posting often. The later months of the year are always very busy. And being a starter doesn't help. I truly intend to post... it just doesn't happen...
And I was just getting used to writing 2011 on everything. Now I have to start with 2012...
So the next few months are my last as a teen. I'll be turning twenty in March, but for some reason, I can't give up my cartoons... Or my teddy bears.
I wrote a book. I'm still ironing things out. It's a rough first draft but I finished a book!
So, for Christmas, my parents normally add to my immense library. Last year I even received a signed first review copy of Here There be Dragons! But this year I was given $200 dollars along with a few presents. I'll probably get a few books, but I imagine I'll spend a large portion of it on my 1978 Ford pick-up.
My New Years resolutions:
Fix my Truck and get it running.
Spend at least four hours a week working on my music.
Learn at least one music piece besides my Suzuki pieces.
Post at least twice a week.
What are your resolutions?
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